WEBSITE BULLDOZER

We tear down
ugly websites.
We build ones that print money.

Your competitor's site loads in 6 seconds, looks like a 2014 WordPress template, and converts like garbage. We bulldoze it. We rebuild it. 7 days. Fixed price. No retainers.

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// THE DIAGNOSIS

Your website is the reason you're not closing.

Customers spend 1.7 seconds deciding whether to trust you. If your site looks like an agency made it in 2018 — they bounce. Here's what's costing you money right now:

01

It loads slower than your patience

4-second page load = 25% bounce. 7 seconds = half your traffic is gone before they see your headline.

02

It looks like everyone else's site

The same Squarespace template. The same hero with a stock photo of a handshake. Why would they pick you?

03

It can't be edited without a developer

You pay $250/hr to change a phone number. Then they take three weeks. Then they send a retainer invoice.

04

Google can't read it

No structured data, no sitemap, no internal linking. You're invisible to the only search engine that matters.

// THE PROCESS

Old agencies take 4 months.
We take 7 days.

We're an AI-first studio. Same humans you'd hire at a boutique shop, but with build tools that move 20x faster. Here's exactly how a project runs:

  1. DAY 1

    Discovery call & demolition order

    60-minute call. We audit what's broken, lock the scope, send a fixed-price quote before you hang up. Sign + deposit, we start.

  2. DAY 2–3

    Design in the browser, not in Figma

    No mockup theater. You see your real site, live, evolving in front of you. Feedback in plain English. We ship changes in minutes.

  3. DAY 4–5

    Content, SEO, schema, the whole thing

    We write your copy. We optimize your meta. We add structured data Google actually reads. Your site loads in under a second.

  4. DAY 6

    You review. We polish.

    One round of revisions, surgically applied. Anything you flag gets fixed the same day. No tickets, no Jira, just a chat thread.

  5. DAY 7

    Launch — and you keep the keys.

    Your domain. Your hosting. Your repo. We don't lock you in. You can edit copy yourself or hire any developer on earth to take over.

// WHAT WE BUILD

Built for how you actually sell.
Six site archetypes. Pick yours.

Most small businesses don't need a "custom" $40k website. They need a fast, trustworthy site that matches the shape of their business. We've reduced web design to six battle-tested archetypes — pick the one that fits and we'll wire it to your brand in days.

// HOW WE STACK UP

We don't compete with agencies.
We smoke them out of the water.

Traditional
web agency
Squarespace
+ a freelancer
Website
Bulldozer
Time to launch
4–6 months
3–6 weeks
7 days
Total cost
$25k–$80k
$3k–$8k + Squarespace fees forever
$1,500–$15k, fixed
Who writes your copy
You do. They invoice anyway.
You do. Or ChatGPT. Or nobody.
We do — and SEO it.
Page-load speed
3–6s (WordPress + 47 plugins)
4–8s (Squarespace's CDN)
< 1s (static, CDN-edge)
Who owns the code
They do. Hostage forever.
Squarespace does.
You do. Period.
Edits after launch
Retainer: $1,500/mo min.
DIY in their clunky editor.
Free for 30 days. $150 flat after.
// FIXED-PRICE PACKAGES

Pick the size of the wrecking ball.

Every package is fixed price. No surprise invoices. No "scope creep" charge at month four.

DEMOLITION
$1,500
one-time · 7-day delivery
  • 5-page modern website
  • Mobile + tablet + desktop
  • Copy + SEO meta written for you
  • Domain + Cloudflare hosting setup
  • Contact form to your inbox
  • Lighthouse 95+ guaranteed
  • 30 days of free edits
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SKYSCRAPER
$15,000+
custom · 30-day delivery
  • Everything in RECONSTRUCTION, plus:
  • 100+ pages (SEO-rich location grid)
  • Multi-language (up to 8 locales)
  • Custom interactive features (maps, calculators)
  • Editorial system with author macros
  • Direct PMS / CRM / API integrations
  • Ongoing growth retainer optional ($1.5k/mo)
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// THE VIBES

One studio.
38 visual identities.

No two trades sell the same way, so no two builds look the same. Every industry we work in gets its own palette, its own photography direction, and a concept mock in its own voice. This is the reel — your trade is in it.

See the vibe we'd build for your industry →
// WHO WE BULLDOZE FOR

38 industries running on websites from 2012

Great businesses, terrible websites — it's a pattern, and it has a directory. Pick your industry to see exactly what's broken on a typical site in your trade and what we'd build instead.

// WHERE WE WORK

60 metros. Coast to coast.

From Houston to Seattle, the busiest small-business markets in America — and the worst for outdated websites. Everything happens over a call and a shared screen, so your city never changes the price.

// STRAIGHT ANSWERS

The questions every
owner asks first.

Yes. The number on the pricing card is the number on the invoice — design, copywriting, SEO setup, hosting configuration, launch. The only things that cost extra are things you'd buy anyway from someone else: your domain name (about $10/year) and any paid tools you choose to add, like a booking system. There is no retainer, no maintenance fee, and no surprise line items at the end.

You work with a person: a real call, a real designer, real judgment about your business. The AI is in the workshop, not the meeting — it's why a build that takes a traditional agency four months takes us seven days. Every page is reviewed, edited, and signed off by a human before you ever see it. You get agency-grade work at one-tenth the timeline; that's the whole trick.

Nothing — and that's the point. Your domain stays registered to you, your email keeps working, and your Google Business Profile with every review you've earned stays exactly where it is. We replace the website behind them, and we set up redirects so any old links still land somewhere useful. If anything, your reviews finally get put to work: we pull them onto the new site where customers can see them.

Seriously. The four-month agency timeline isn't four months of work — it's two weeks of work wrapped in scheduling, approval meetings, and mockup theater. We cut all of that out: you see the real site in your browser on day two, give feedback in plain English, and watch changes land in minutes. Larger builds (20+ pages) take fourteen days, and the 100-page tier takes thirty. The clock starts when the deposit lands.

You'll never be surprised at the end, because there is no "big reveal" — you watch the site take shape from day two and steer it the whole way. Day six is a dedicated review-and-polish round where everything you flag gets fixed the same day. After launch you get 30 to 90 days of free edits depending on your package. And because you own the code outright, you're never stuck with us — though nobody's left yet.

No. The entire build happens over a call and a shared screen, so we work with businesses anywhere in the United States. The city pages exist because those are the markets we know street-by-street — the suburbs, the seasons, the search patterns. If your town isn't listed, the process and the price are exactly the same.

Ready to bulldoze it?

Tell us your domain. We'll send a brutal audit of what's broken, with a fixed quote to fix it. No sales call required.

Free. No spam. We reply within 24 hours, or we'll bulldoze our own site.